• Teacher: What are you going to do after college?
  • Senior: I don't know.
  • Teacher: Well what are you passionate about?
  • Senior: I haven't had time to find my passion because I'm too busy preparing for tests/midterms/finals/the AP exam/ACT/SAT and having to write my college entry/scholarship/housing applications. Plus, I have homework.
Posted 1 hour ago
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arielpunchesdemons:

This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE

Posted 1 hour ago
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shadesofamethyst:

lickystickypickyshe:

The Turkish company Pugedon has recently introduced a vending machine that’s an innovative way to help both the environment and our furry friends. It releases food for the city’s stray dogs and cats every time a plastic bottle is deposited, and it allows people to empty their water bottles for the animals as well.

This wonderful service operates at no charge to the city because the recycled plastic pays for the cost of food. So, with a little financial investment, the simple machines do a lot of good. They provide a steady source of sustenance to the animals, many of which rely on caring residents to regularly feed them. It also encourages people to make a habit of recycling and help conserve our environment for future generations.

Put these everywhere

Posted 1 hour ago
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creaseintime:

are you ready to get

creaseintime:

are you ready to get

Posted 1 hour ago
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creaseintime:

SPOOKY

creaseintime:

SPOOKY

Posted 1 hour ago
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thisshouldbesomethinggreat:

dobe-qj:

ask-dr-knockout:

vagueversusvogue:

barbie-teacatch:

al-grave:

"What do you play? The Clarinet, you? I play the fucking HAMMER"

I MEAN THE OTHER PLAYER’S FACES THO

the dude in the back knew it was coming, the other dude forgot

WOULD SOMONE PLEASE MAKE THE HAMER GUY BREAKDOWN!!!! AND THE TOP GUY KNOCKOUT AND THE BOTTOM GUY STARSCREAM!!! I NEED TO LAUGH FOR A MILLION YEARS!!!



there is nothing better than this pls step away from your computers goodbye

thisshouldbesomethinggreat:

dobe-qj:

ask-dr-knockout:

vagueversusvogue:

barbie-teacatch:

al-grave:

"What do you play? The Clarinet, you? I play the fucking HAMMER"

I MEAN THE OTHER PLAYER’S FACES THO

the dude in the back knew it was coming, the other dude forgot

WOULD SOMONE PLEASE MAKE THE HAMER GUY BREAKDOWN!!!! AND THE TOP GUY KNOCKOUT AND THE BOTTOM GUY STARSCREAM!!! I NEED TO LAUGH FOR A MILLION YEARS!!!

there is nothing better than this pls step away from your computers goodbye

Posted 1 day ago
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i feel like my life is just rushing past and i have nothing to anchor it to

a 3:37am poem

Posted 2 days ago
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#mine

everyoneinthetardis:

onna4:

David Tennant with his wife

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David Tennant without his wife

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She’s back!

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I’ve been laughing at this for three years

Posted 6 days ago
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l-shadows-fades:

coolemcha:

They’re poisoning them early

Her face is the overall emotion that everyone should be experiencing right now

l-shadows-fades:

coolemcha:

They’re poisoning them early

Her face is the overall emotion that everyone should be experiencing right now

Posted 6 days ago
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altmaltotheface:

I blame the Animus.
Je regret nothing.
I nearly pissed myself laughing when I saw the advertisement considering Arno has a British accent you have no idea. 
(Photo not taken by me)

altmaltotheface:

I blame the Animus.

Je regret nothing.

I nearly pissed myself laughing when I saw the advertisement considering Arno has a British accent you have no idea.

(Photo not taken by me)

Posted 6 days ago
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#ac

e-r-w-i-n:

L E V I   VS.   E R W I N   S M I T H

Posted 6 days ago
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then i started crying too

Posted 6 days ago
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#free!

x

Posted 6 days ago
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ugly:

yungbasedblogger:

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

you mean bacon and eggs right

Posted 6 days ago
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gentlemanpigeon:

girl???? who like a VIDE GAM e?!???? ahow dose she pl ay…… with a Boob???

Posted 6 days ago
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#fave

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