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dx11:

rip “can you please make the last ask rebloggable?” 2007-2013

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strudelgit:

vanquishedvaliant:

bleproxursox:

things that will instantly improve any movie:

  • dragons
  • robots
  • bickering scientists
  • lesbians

how about bickering lesbian scientists that build robots to fight dragons

Pacific Rim was so close.

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sixsteen:

i ship me and money

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get to know me meme: [4/10] current celebrity crushes → Natalie Dormer

"Perfect is very boring, and if you happen to have a different look, that’s a celebration of human nature, I think. If we were all symmetrical and perfect, life would be very dull."

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asian:

oh my god

asian:

oh my god

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yeevil:

probably not that

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switch-off-the-stars:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

THANK YOU

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ashickey:

idblowluke:

cliffugh:

wificalum:

thestaticsounds:

ash5sos:

confuzzling:

plaidmikey:

when Ashton’s skin is itchy: rashton

when Ashton falls on the ground: crashton

when Ashton goes swimming: splashton

when Ashton walks around naked: flashton

when Ashton tells you to be quiet: psssshhton

when Ashton takes out the garbage: trashton

when Ashton gets hella bank: cashton

when Ashton got the booty: asshton

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aidamnpearce:

"fake gamer girl"

because i would totally spend 60 bucks on something i don’t want just so i can impress a boy and his penis 

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Barbara Pun-kelman

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1977 vs 2012 

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lucifers-ass-cheek:

Posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 2 (part 1)

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majortvjunkie:

do I focus on the long arm or shit yourself

majortvjunkie:

do I focus on the long arm or shit yourself

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